MAN STEALS NEIGHBOR'S FARM ANIMALS, WOULD RETURN THEM FOR SEX
Modern romance.
BURGLAR STEALS CAT, LOWERS THERMOSTAT
Cat burglar?
BUS DRIVER LEAVES PASSENGERS STRANDED WHILE HE NAPS
Didn’t tell them where he was going.
PIZZA BOXES OF DEATH
Now the pizza boxes will kill you.
AUDIO: HERO DOG SAVES DOG FRIEND
Just like Lassie.
JEWELRY STORE ROBBED TWICE IN ONE DAY
300 rings, and then a $400 necklace.
THE BROOKLYN SERIAL SPITTER
…is on the loose.
WOMAN EATS CHICKEN WINGS DURING POLICE CHASE
Police noticed a “brownish substance” on her mouth.
CAR SALESMAN KIDNAPPED, BEATEN DURING TEST DRIVE
And tossed in the trunk.
COMPANY FINED FOR NOT PAYING FOR BATHROOM BREAKS
Employees had to clock out to use the restroom.