THE BROOKLYN SERIAL SPITTER

There is a serial spitter on the loose in Brooklyn. The incidents started around Thanksgiving. According to online posts, there have been at least six incidents of a man approaching people including parents walking with a child and spitting in their faces with little to no warning. The person is described as someone in his 20s or 30s who was wearing a hooded sweatshirt at the time of incidents. Police are encouraging anyone who encounters the man to call 911.
* And also, duck.
* Don’t worry. Brooklyn’s a small place. I’m sure they’ll find the guy in no time.
* Brooklyn … 2.6 million people … 2 months … 6 incidents. THIS THING IS OUT OF CONTROL, PEOPLE!!!
* I’m not a profile expert but I’m sensing some anger here.
* If only he would smoke some weed and get dry mouth.
* They were able to produce a drawing of the guy and it’s the spittin’ image.
* At least we know it’s not one of the Brooklyn Nets. Their aim isn’t this good.
* It started around Thanksgiving? So not only was that 2 months ago but it was also last year.
* I mean we’re still wrapping up the New Year’s Eve stories but I thought we were done with Thanksgiving.