SCHOOL BURGLAR GETS STUCK ON ELEVATOR, CALLS 911
Stay in school, kids.
BOY SEARCHING FOR DOG FALLS IN WELL
The dog was already in the well, you see.
KANSAS STATE MARCHING BAND'S OBSCENE FORMATION
It was SUPPOSED to look like the USS Enterprise.
WOMAN LEAVES $100,000 TO HER BIRDS
32 cockatiels.
SAUDIS BUY OUT ENTIRE HOTEL DURING D.C. VISIT
The Four Seasons Hotel in Georgetown.
AUDIO: RUDE CUSTOMER: "GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME"
And then, she walks into a door.
MAN SHOT OVER POTATO CHIPS
“Yo, man, give me back my chips.”