MALL CHARGING TO SEE SANTA
$35. $50 if you want the full media package.
9-YEAR-OLD THREATENED WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT FOR WRITING LOVE NOTE
“I like your hair because it is not sloppy. “
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR PANCAKE RAGE AT DENNY'S
The $4 all-you-can-eat pancake is for one person only.
SELF-DRIVING CAR PULLED OVER FOR GOING TOO SLOW
25 in a 35 zone.
LOOSE EMU CAPTURED IN DELAWARE
After two months on the lam.
MAN SHOOTS RADIO AFTER IT PLAYS A SAD SONG
He was drunk.
AUDIO: MAN'S LIFE SAVED BY HOT POCKETS
It was his Akron, Ohio, apartment the plane crashed into.
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER SHOWS TV SHOW "NAKED AND AFRAID" TO SECOND GRADERS
It was supposed to be computer class.