POLICE SEEK AXE CLOWN
The clown then began swinging an ax.
33-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR 32ND TIME
In Florida.
CUPCAKE-LOVING DOGS START HOUSE FIRE
The cupcakes left on top of a stove.
LOTTERY WINNER USES $9 MILLION TO BAIL BOYFRIEND OUT OF JAIL
“What Y’all need to be worried about is Y’all money.”
MAN RUNS ERRAND, WINS $22 MILLION LOTTERY
Wife sent him to buy milk.
TEEN COUPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET HIT BY LIGHTNING
Good thing they were holding hands.
AUDIO: HERO DOG CALLS 911
The house was on fire.
ANOTHER SENSELESS BUTT-INJECTION DEATH LINKED TO PREVIOUS BUTT-INJECTOR KILLER
When will it all, uh, end?
MAN ARRESTED FOR GIVING 4-YEAR-OLD BOY A WET WILLIE
He didn’t know the boy.