TEEN SPEEDS 101 MPH; TELLS COP HE WAS LATE FOR CLASS
Excuse didn’t matter.
WOMAN MUGGED WHILE BREAST FEEDING
I (heart) NY.
CLEMSON COACH PROMISES PIZZA FOR 80,000 IF THEY MAKE FINAL FOUR
It’s looking that way.
MAN WANTS TO MARRY HIS ADOPTED SON
It’s ok – they’re gay.
TODAY IN OUT-OF-PROPORTION SCHOOL PUNISHMENT
Two tales from the trenches.
$50,000 WORTH OF HAIR EXTENSIONS STOLEN
Thieves broke in to a Miami, Florida, hair salon …
MAN EJECTED FROM CAR, LANDS ON FREEWAY SIGN
And this is AFTER the lamb sacrifice.
WOMAN FAKES ILLNESS, USES AMBULANCE AS A TAXI
She just wanted to see her boyfriend who lives near the hospital.
MAN COMES HOME TO FIND HOUSE GONE
Just a vacant lot.