THE MAXIPAD BANDIT
The burglar wore a white maxipad over his eyes, like a Lone Ranger mask.
DOLPHIN RETRIEVES CELL PHONE
Good boy!
MAN SHOT TWICE, KEEPS DRIVING
In the head.
ASIAN WOMAN BLAMES LIVING IN WHITE-DOMINANT CITY FOR ILLNESS
Blames the stress of living as a Thai-Cambodian woman in such a white city as Portland.
INDIANS BUILDING A MARIJUANA RESORT
It could generate up to $2 million a month.
AUDIO: WORKER SUSPENDED FOR USING ROBOT VOICE
He has been terminated.
7-YEAR-OLD BOY FINDS $8000 ON SLIDE
Aiden “happily” agreed to take the money to the police station.
BRIGHAM YOUNG UNIVERSITY BANS THE MAN BUN
Too ‘extreme’.
MONKEY ON THE MAILBOX
Munching on the mail.
SALT WATER ON MARS
Flowing streams.