DOLPHIN RETRIEVES CELL PHONE

A dolphin returned an iPhone to its owner after diving to the bottom of the sea to retrieve it. Miami Heat dancer Teressa Cee had left the phone with a friend on a boat while diving with dolphins off the coast of the Bahamas, but the friend accidentally dropped it into the ocean. However, a dolphin named Cacique – not sure how they knew what the wild dolphin’s name was – saw the phone drop and dived to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve it. The dolphin eventually emerged with the phone in its mouth and gave it back to one of the men on the boat.
(video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBSCitM3GTE)
* But then they checked it, and the phone had a bunch of naked dolphin selfies on it.
* The dolphin gave it back ’cause it wasn’t one of the new iPhone 6’s.
* “Thanks for the phone. While you were down there, did you see anything that looked like gold doubloons?”
* This proves what I’ve always said: dolphins hate douchebag people littering their oceans.
* ‘Cacique’ must be dolphin for Fido.
* Then, when the humans refused to continue to play “fetch,” Cacique started biting them.
* The weird thing is the dolphin texted first saying “I’ve got your phone.”
* Why are dolphins so nice, and sharks are such jerks?
* Forget the dolphin. I want to hear more about the Miami Heat dancer.
* How hot could she be, right? Especially in a town like Miami.
* She was diving with dolphins off the the coast of the Bahamas? Suddenly my weekend plans don’t seem so impressive.
* If I drop my phone I have to reach down between the sofa cushions and dig it out again.