TV WEATHERGAL BUSTED FOR POT AND GUNS
In Kentucky.
PORCH PACKAGE THIEF FEELS BAD, RETURNS ITEMS THE NEXT DAY
With a note, and some cash.
DUI DRIVER CLAIMS TO BE THE KING OF SCOTLAND
Claimed diplomatic immunity.
CHINESE WAITRESS STABS MAN IN RESTAURANT
She wanted him… to go.
ARBORIST SURVIVES TRIP INTO THE WOODCHIPPER
Yay, safety features!
WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WHO DID NOT BUY HER A VALENTINE'S GIFT
With a mini baseball bat.
KINKY HANDCUFFS LEAD TO REAL HANDCUFFS
Always know where the key is.
BLOW DART ATTACK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
Two people, hit in the knee.
WOMAN TRIES TO KILL BARBER AFTER BAD HAIRCUT
The gun misfired three times.