AUDIO: PASTOR SHOOTS ATTACKER MID-SERMON
He came at him with a brick.
RAPTOR FIGHT IN MAN'S LIVING ROOM
Hawk vs. Falcon vs. Pigeon
HIGH SCHOOL KID HACKS INTO CIA DIRECTOR'S COMPUTER
“Older-generation guys don’t know anything about cybersecurity.”
AUDIO: AIRPLANE SEAT RAGE INCIDENT
During the taxi.
AUDIO: TWO WOUNDED DURING GUNFIGHT AT OK CORRAL
Someone slipped in real bullets.
SURFER BITTEN BY EEL
Eels now?
ONLY ONE ACTUALLY DEAD AT ZOMBIECON
Many others undead.
DENIM THIEVES
An “insatiable appetite for denim.”
WOMAN CRASHES THROUGH DRIVING SCHOOL AT END OF TEST
The woman was “new to the country”.
WOMAN DELAYS STANDOFF TO HAVE SEX WITH FUGITIVE
One last time.