AUDIO: BELUGA WHALE DIES AT AQUARIUM
In that natural whale habitat, Atlanta.
BURGLARY SUSPECT HIDES IN CLOTHES DRYER
But not for long.
TODDLER DRIVES CAR AFTER DRUNK MOM FALLS OUT
While trying to buckle her son’s seat belt.
RUNNER ADVERTISES FOR DATES DURING MARATHON
On his shirtless back.
'MINION OF SATAN' WANTS TO GIVE COUNTY COMMISSION INVOCATION
“There won’t be any satanic prayers while I’m chairman.”
DOMINO'S UNLEASHES PIZZA DELIVERY CAR
Holds 80 pizzas at 140 degrees.
DAYCARE STAFF THOUGHT KID WAS A DOLL
They closed up for the day, left her in the building.
BREAK-IN SUSPECT COVERED IN ICING
The cupcakes were a total loss.
MEN SHOOT UP HOME, TRUCK
“It appears that they were both drunk idiots.”