WOMAN FINDS CATFISH IN HER MAILBOX
It looked as if it flopped around for awhile in there.
WOMAN FENCE-PROOFS HER DOG
Keeps your dog from busting out through holes int he fence.
YOU HAVE TO PASS A TEST TO BUY A 2017 FORD GT SUPERCAR
You can only buy one if you promise to drive it.
MEATLESS MEAT IS HERE
Hooray.
AUDIO: GUY INVENTS MACHINE TO WASTE ROBOCALLER'S TIME
It strings them along.
AUDIO: TACO BELL MYSTERY FOOD
Just what you want from a taco stand: mystery food.
BANK ROBBER ARRESTED AFTER ROBBING FIVE BANKS IN ONE DAY
Only one gave him money, though.
STEWARDESS FIGHT!
A fistfight at 37,000 feet!
CLERK ASSAULTED WITH POTATO CHIPS
The brand of chips is unknown.
CITY WON'T LET COUPLE GET MARRIED IN A CEMETERY
On Halloween.