BATMAN ON CRIME SPREE
Caught in his underwear, by the pool.
WALMART MAKES CHANGES TO STORES
Fewer product sizes, lower racks at the checkout.
DID HUGGIES PHOTOSHOP A THIGH GAP ON A DIAPERED BABY?
To make its legs appear thinner.
MAN ALREADY CAMPING OUT FOR BLACK FRIDAY
Wait – he’s not a man – he’s a DJ.
MAN KILLS FRIEND OVER ZOMBIE FEAR
They had been binge-watching “The Walking Dead”. And drinking.
WOMAN SHOT BY DOG NAMED TRIGGER
The dog, not the woman.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET TURNS OUT TO BE PET SEMATARY
Coffin the backyard.
MAN KILLED HIS MOM, KEPT HER AT MOTEL FOR 7 WEEKS
In Pleasant Valley, New York.
BURGLAR STRIPS, CLIMBS INTO COUPLE'S BED
And kissed the man.