12-YEAR-OLD GIRL ARRESTED FOR PINCHING BOY'S BUTT

A 12-year-old girl was arrested and booked into juvenile detention after she allegedly pinched a boy’s butt in school during what she described as a popular game at her Florida school. The kids involved go to Milwee Middle School, which is outside Orlando. The girl was reportedly read her Miranda Rights, put in the back of a patrol car and later charged with misdemeanor battery. Said the 12-year-old girl’s father: “Lord, lord, lordy. . . what has this world come to? Kids can’t even be kids, and that’s basically what it is. She’s 12 years old, she was acting like a 12-year-old child.” The boy’s mother apparently disagrees. Although the boy did not want to press any charges, his mommy asked that the girl be prosecuted for battery. The state attorney said the charge will be dismissed once the girl completes a diversion program that includes community service and a drug test. The girl’s father offered some parenting advice to the boy’s mother. “I’m sorry my kid touched your kid. But I’m sorry because you need some help, I think — too overprotective — let your kid be a kid. He might get some friends, and that’s all I have to say.”
* That boy’s on track to be the next 40-year-old virgin.
* Prosecute the girl for battery? Please tell me you’re kidding about that.
* What did she have? Pincers for fingers like a lobster?
* If Madonna had been treated this way early she would have been a different person.
* Relax, this will only scar the girl for the rest of her life.
* PHONE TOPIC: Is this another over-blown incident, or should the 12-year-old girl be charged?