FIREMEN PHONE IN FAKE 911 CALLS SO THEY CAN RIDE AROUND IN THE FIRE TRUCK
Woo-hoo!
COLD, LONELY BABY BISON EUTHANIZED
Mean old park rangers.
MAN ATTEMPTS TO ROB CAR WASH WITH A POTATO CHIP BAG
He was not successful.
WOMAN ESCAPES DEATH BY TRAIN TWICE IN TWO WEEKS
Tried to beat the train both times.
AMERICA'S FIRST PENIS TRANSPLANT
A success.
AT LAST, THE EDIBLE SIX-PACK RING
100% biodegradable and edible.
SQUIRRELS, PEANUTS, A CHANNEL TO THE AFTERLIFE AND A SHOT IN THE ASS
“My parents have shown themselves to me through the squirrels.”
MAN KIDNAPS WILD BABY BUFFALO OUT OF FEAR IT WAS FREEZING
He took it to a park ranger.
AUDIO: FOR SALE – HOUSE-TRAINED BUFFALO
“She watches the fish tank for a while.”
TURTLE THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
On the Florida interstate.