BURGLAR DIES STUCK IN CHIMNEY AFTER HOMEOWNER LIGHTS FIRE
R.I. P. “Corky”.
WEST POINT MILITARY ACADEMY TO BAN PILLOW FIGHTS
What about tickle fights?
TEEN ACCIDENTALLY RUNS MARATHON
He missed the turn-off for the half marathon.
MAN GETS $386,000 FOR LOST TESTICLE
An unfortunate vasectomy accident.
VALET SERVICE AT CALIFORNIA TACO BELL
But only during construction.
STRIPPER ASSAULTS PATRON WHO TOLD HER SHE NEEDED TO GO TO THE GYM
She had a muffin top.