MOM WRITES PERMISSION SLIP FOR BOYS TO CLIMB TREES
“In fact, I encourage it.”
BABYSITTER TAKES KIDS TO BANK ROBBERY
Field trip, kids!
HIGH SCHOOL KID BREAKS PULLUP RECORD
7,306. What did you do today?
300-POUND MAN OUT OF BREATH AFTER SHOPLIFTING ESCAPE
The chase barely lasted across the parking lot.
COLD, LONELY BABY BISON EUTHANIZED
Mean old park rangers.
MAN ATTEMPTS TO ROB CAR WASH WITH A POTATO CHIP BAG
He was not successful.
WOMAN ESCAPES DEATH BY TRAIN TWICE IN TWO WEEKS
Tried to beat the train both times.
AMERICA'S FIRST PENIS TRANSPLANT
A success.
AT LAST, THE EDIBLE SIX-PACK RING
100% biodegradable and edible.