JOB-SEEKER TRIES TO ROB CHUCK E. CHEESE
The manager suggested he leave.
BANK ROBBER CRASHES INTO COP CAR DURING GETAWAY
He didn’t even get any money.
ALASKA MAN SETS OFF DYNAMITE FOR 4TH OF JULY
Causing damage to a home a mile away.
SLURPEE TURNS 50
Free Slurpee Monday!
SCIENTISTS STORE OK GO MUSIC VIDEO ON STRAND OF DNA
Just as the public has been clamoring for.
HEDGE FUNDER FIRED AFTER RAVER AT RENTED MANSION
Plus, the owner is suing him.
CARJACKER CAN'T FIGURE OUT STICK SHIFT
And gives up.
AUDIO: WOMAN SENTENCED FOR LOUD SEX
It shook the neighbor’s dresser.
ESCAPED INMATE HAS A BEER, TURNS SELF IN
After a week on the lam.