DRIVER WANTED TO FINISH JOINT BEFORE BEING PULLED OVER
He knew he’d be going to jail.
POLICE CHASE "JUST MARRIED" VEHICLE
The driver ‘just had a life crisis and a lot on his mind.’
GUY STEALS $200,000, ALL IN QUARTERS
He worked for Brink’s.
US NAVY TO ALLOW FATTER SAILORS
They have a staffing shortage.
LAWYER SUES LAW SCHOOL AFTER NO LAWYER JOB IN TEN YEARS
She only received one job offer, and the money wasn’t good.
CLOWN CONVENTION
Problems in clown world.
NAKED WOMAN DANCES ON TOP OF SEMI AFTER ACCIDENT
For two hours.
CORK IN THE EYE CAUSES CRUISE SHIP DELAY
Handy tip: always point the champagne bottle away from you.
SCUBA DIVER SUCKED INTO NUCLEAR PLANT INTAKE PIPE
A five minute ride.