BATMAN IS ROBIN'
…people in Times Square.
ANOTHER AIRPLANE/URINE STORY
Man sits in wet seat.
WOMAN CLAIMS AIRLINE PEED IN HER SUITCASE
United Airlines denied everything.
UPDATE: LAS VEGAS FERRIS WHEEL SEX MAN
The woman was not his fiance’.
ROBBER: I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU
Clerk: Are you kidding?
SUSPECT HIT WITH PIPE BY VICTIM, RUN OVER BY ACCOMPLICE
Well, that didn’t go as planned.
BALD MAN STEALING ROGAINE
But, mysteriously, not using it.
JC PENNEY TO SELL THINGS FOR A PENNY
Really – 1 cent.
AUDIO: CITIZEN USES PUBLIC MIC AT COUNCIL MEETING TO ACCUSE MAYOR OF BANGING HIS WIFE
“He destroyed my family.”