SHOOTER MAKES ESCAPE ON HOVERBOARD
Zzzooooommmm….
FLORIDA MAN FINDS 9-FOOT GATOR IN HIS POOL
He thought it was a golf ball.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT SET FIRE IN PLANE MID-FLIGHT
Talk about flaming.
TWO MEN SUE HOOTERS FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT
From their male boss.
GUY FINDS FAMOUS BASEBALL CARDS IN CRUMPLED BAG IN GRAMPA'S BASEMENT
Seven Ty Cobb’s in pretty, pretty good condition.
POLICE ARREST SHOPLIFTING LOSER
That’s his name: Brady Loser.
PRISON FIGHT CLUB
Somebody talked.
MEDIC ALERT LIFE SAVING NECKLACE CAUSES DEATH
Woman chokes on the life-saving device.
STUDENTS SUSPECTED OF BURNING DOWN PRINCIPAL'S HOUSE
In retaliation for being disciplined.