ELON MUSK WANTS SPACEX SUITS TO LOOK COOL
So he hired a superhero costume designer.
MAN STABBED FOR NOT HAVING SEX
Woman gots to have it.
REESE'S PUTS MINI REESE'S INSIDE REESE'S. REESE'S.
Because they can.
PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKING FOR 100 NAKED WOMEN
In Cleveland this summer.
WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND OVER "WRONG FLOWERS AND CANDY"
For Mother’s Day.
GUY HOLDS DOOR FOR COP, COP ARRESTS HIM
After recognizing him as a wanted man.
HIGH SCHOOL LACROSSE TEAM SACRIFICES GUINEA PIG BEFORE GAME
Painted their faces with the blood.
WOMAN FAKES ILLNESS TO GET OUT OF DATE
During a hike.
MAN'S LIFE ENDANGERED, AND SAVED, BY PIZZA
Pizza: the cause of, and answer to, all of our problems.