HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS BASKETBALL TEAM WINS 108-1
Not a typo.
AUDIO: BLACK WATER IN CORRUPT TEXAS TOWN
Sediment from water tank renovations.
OHIO CHURCH PONDERING A GUN RANGE FOR PARISHIONERS
“A new way to have for fellowship.”
THEY ARE COMING FOR OUR HOVERBOARDS
Consumer Product Safety Commission wants them off the market.
AMERICAN SOLDIER TO RECEIVE FIRST U.S. PENIS TRANSPLANT
Help wanted: donor.
AUDIO: MAILMAN TRAPPED IN TRUCK BY FLOCK OF TURKEYS
Vicious turkeys.
AUDIO: OREGON'S MYSTERY SOUND
Sounds like feedback.
ARMY INVENTS PIZZA THAT LASTS THREE YEARS
Tastes like school cafeteria pizza.
BEE THEFT
Hive crimes and misdemeanors.
18-YEAR-OLD PRETENDS TO BE A DOCTOR, THREE TIMES
He had his own clinic.