BANK ROBBER CRASHES INTO COP CAR DURING GETAWAY

Prince Conteh, 26, entered a Bank of America in Hempstead, Long Island Saturday morning in order to rob it. He was armed with a shotgun and demanded cash from a female employee. The employee refused to allow Conteh to enter the teller area, so he left the bank empty-handed. To make matters worse, while making his getaway, Conteh crashed his car into a patrol car. He continued driving, but then struck a utility pole. Conteh hopped out of car, dropped his shotgun and ran, but officers caught him with help from people in the vicinity.
* Prince is now royally screwed.
* He was doomed from the moment he pointed a shotgun at a woman and she said no. That’s gotta affect your self-esteem.
* So other than a few minor setbacks, the plan went off without a hitch.
* This is one of those stories where every line adds another ten years to the sentence.
* In this case the utility pole was utilized to stop this clown.
* It’s like a criminal version of the Olympic decathlon competition.