PRISON FIGHT CLUB
Somebody talked.
MEDIC ALERT LIFE SAVING NECKLACE CAUSES DEATH
Woman chokes on the life-saving device.
STUDENTS SUSPECTED OF BURNING DOWN PRINCIPAL'S HOUSE
In retaliation for being disciplined.
CIGARETTE THIEF LEAVES MONEY
Breaks into mini mart, but leaves $6 for the smokes.
FUNERAL HOME MIXES UP BODIES
Where’s grandma?
RESTAURANT SERVES 9
In Manhattan, of course.
IDITAROD DOGSLED RACE HAS TO TRUCK IN SNOW
It’s too warm in Alaska.
THIEVES STEAL ROOMBAS
Three thieves, multiple robot vacuums.
TURKEY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HONDA CIVIC
He won’t let anyone else near it.