BIGGEST MCDONALD'S CLOSES TO BUILD A BIGGER BIGGEST MCDONALD'S
In Orlando, Florida.
MISSISSIPPI BILL WOULD REQUIRE TEACHERS TO GRADE PARENTS
Grading parents. Great idea.
AIRPLANE BRAWL OVER LOUD BOOM BOX
Girl fight!
ZOO FEEDS KOALA TO A MOUNTAIN LION
They don’t know how he’s getting in or getting out.
COMMUTER PHONE JAMMER CAUGHT
He just wanted some peace and quiet during his commute,
AVALANCHE EXPERT KILLED BY IRONY
Died in an avalanche.
NAKED MAN WALKS INTO HOUSE, DANGLES FROM TREE
Drugs are suspected.
ROBIN HOOD GIVES DRINKS TO THE POOR
Unfortunately, they were all patrons of IHOP.
4-YEAR-OLD SHOOTS MOM FROM THE BACK SEAT
A .45 caliber gun.
THE FIRST ALL-WATER BAR
In Minneapolis.