AUDIO: E-CIGARETTE EXPLODES IN MAN'S PANTS
Great balls of fire!
TWINS WIN $6 MILLION LOTTERY
A yellow ladybug told her to buy a ticket.
HOT DOG HOOKER NOW OFFERING FREE FRONT YARD TOPLESS LAP DANCES
In East Rockaway, NY.
THE SMART TOOTHBRUSH
Only $250.
NAKED MAN IN AN AIRPORT
At Nashville International.
TRANSIT WORKER STEALS BUS TO AVOID BEING LATE FOR WORK
He was, uh, late anyway.
MAN SHOT IN ARGUMENT OVER STRIP CLUBS
Who has better strip clubs, Florida or Ohio?
EPIC COLLEGE PARTY LEADS TO MASSIVE ARRESTS, CONDEMNED HOUSE
A three day rager.
COUPLE TURNS IN THEIR GRANDSON TO POLICE
For ranasacking a gas station.