NAKED WOMAN DANCES ON TOP OF SEMI AFTER ACCIDENT
For two hours.
CORK IN THE EYE CAUSES CRUISE SHIP DELAY
Handy tip: always point the champagne bottle away from you.
SCUBA DIVER SUCKED INTO NUCLEAR PLANT INTAKE PIPE
A five minute ride.
NFL PROSPECT ASKED IF HE "LIKED MEN"
By a coach for the Atlanta Falcons.
BROTHERS WIN FLORIDA LOTTERY
One won $291 million . The other won $7.
MAN CONCEIVED AT ROCK CONCERT IN 1996 LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER
His dad’s name was Jason.
A BRAZILIAN IN THE GAS TANK
Caught at the border.
MAN FALLS 11 STORIES INTO SHALLOW POOL, LIVES
Four feet of water.
FAKE SEX BOMB ROBBER PLEADS GUILTY
Phone wires, duct tape and a sex toy.