AUDIO: REPORTER PLAYS POKEMON GO DURING STATE DEPARTMENT BRIEFING
“You’re playing that Pokémon thing right now, aren’t you?”
MINISTER CAUGHT BURGLARIZING ANOTHER CHURCH
Thou shalt not… something…something…
WOMAN LIVED SECRETLY IN MAN'S ATTIC
For three days.
FLORIDA: LEMURS NOW
21-year-old attacked by one.
BLOOD RUNS DOWN WALLS, BODY DISCOVERED UPSTAIRS
Blood was seeping through the ceiling.
WILD ANIMAL PARK OWNER TRAMPLED BY AN ANTELOPE
Where the deer and the antelope KILL!!!
WOMAN STABBED HUSBAND OVER DOUGHNUTS
The store was out of her favorites.
LOST HIKERS GOT BAD INFORMATION FROM A TEXAN
Lost for three days.
CASINO WORKER HIDES CHIPS IN HER BRA
Aw, craps.