GRANDPA DRIVES CADILLAC INTO POOL
And of course it was filled with water.
HITLER, STALIN QUOTES MAKE IT INTO HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK
And Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, too.
SHOPLIFTER ON "TOP SECRET MISSION"
Your mission: Steal a honey bun, cigarettes, and energy drinks.
ATTACK WITH A SELFIE STICK
A 2-year-old in one hand, a selfie stick in the other.
GO TO THE GYM, GET HIGH
In San Francisco. Duh.
HOMEOWNER MAKES 14-YEAR-OLD BURGLARS CALL 911 TO REPORT THEMSELVES
A Coos Bay, Oregon, homeowner caught three…
STUDENTS DEMAND END TO MIDTERMS, ANY GRADE BELOW A "C"
College is haaaaarrrrrd!
POLICE CHIEF DIDN'T REPORT THAT HE'D SHOT FRIEND ON HUNTING TRIP
Police Chief pulls a Cheney.
DARING WHEELBARROW HEIST
The Barrow gang strikes again.