WOMAN ATTEMPTS ESCAPE DURING MANDATORY "DECISION MAKING" CLASS

A woman was taken into custody after she tries to escape through the ceiling of the Kent County courthouse during a court-ordered class on decision-making. 27-year-old Jessica Lynn Cato had two criminal bench warrants, one for contempt of court and one for probation violation. She was taking the court-ordered class on decision-making, called “thinking matters” when she tried to escape by climbing up into the ceiling tiles.
* Fail.
* Not a very effective class, if you ask me.
* Who’s the instructor who decided to leave her alone in the room? Blame him.
* Now she needs a class on reconsidering.
* At least she wasn’t held back by the glass ceiling.
* A court-ordered class on decision making? So they start off by making that decision for you.
* “Thinking matters”? Well, it’s hard to argue with that.
* I think they should start by focusing on not doing any more dumb stuff.