CAR WASH CARJACKERS ARE…WAIT FOR IT… ALL WET

Michael Davis was cleaning his car at a Shreveport, Louisiana, car wash July 20 when he says a man pointed a gun at him and demanded his keys and cash. A video from Davis’ dashboard camera shows Davis using the power sprayer to hose down the gunman and then trying to hit him with the wand. He also fended off another man who came around the other side of the vehicle the same way. The two men then took off. They have not been caught yet
* They bring a gun, you bring a power washer. It’s the Shreveport way.
* He soaked them suckers.
* Even without any money they made a.. clean getaway.
* Hey – it’s grime time, not crime time.
* Wait, did he have a power sprayer permit?
* He tried to hit them with the wand? What is this? Harry Potter?
* They got hosed all right.
* I like picturing the would-be car-jackers back at the clubhouse, dripping wet, going over where it all went wrong.
* Too bad this wasn’t in Canada or we could roll out the hoser jokes.