BAR BOUNCER THREATENED WITH A SPEAR

Authorities in Seattle arrested a man Monday after they said he threatened a club bouncer with a spear and threw a “sharp, black, Batman-style throwing star” at a police vehicle. The “Batarang” was found embedded in the lower front end of the police SUV. The incident occurred at a bar at around 6:30 p.m. when the man swung a knife attached to a metal pole at a bouncer. Police were called to the scene and chased the man. He then allegedly threw the Batarang at their vehicle. The unidentified 23-year-old man was arrested on a felony assault charge.
* It’s good to see these alternative criminals starting to grab the spotlight.
* A Batarang? Was he robbin’ the place?
* Hmm, 6:30 p.m. is a little early to be this wasted.
* Then again, the fact that he owns a spear and a throwing star could mean he’s a 24-hour-a-day psycho.
* Here’s the psycho scale for these weapons: Machete: Big Trouble. Sword: Possible Maniac. Spear and Throwing Star: Total Maniac.
* Look, being a bouncer sucks enough. You don’t need a guy showing up with a spear.
* The only thing good about spears is that they’re too big to be a concealed weapon.