LIBRARY FOOT SNIFFER ARRESTED

Police in Miami arrested a man suspected of crawling under library tables and smelling a woman’s feet at a Florida International University. A man matching the suspect’s description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled, eventually crashed and was arrested. 52-year-old Eddy Juan was charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting.
* You’ve heard of Hush Puppy shoes? This guy wore Sick Puppies.
* He just had one request at the arraignment: He asked to smell the judge’s feet.
* Then he entered a plea of “Twisted.”
* A library foot sniffer? Book ’em.
* Hey, 7 and a half billion people on the planet. Not all of them are going to be hooked up right.
* I hope you enjoy your cellmate’s feet – you loser.