12-YEAR-OLD GIRL ACCIDENTALLY RUNS HALF-MARATHON
Big oopsie.
WOMAN DESTROYS BAR'S LIQUOR
80 bottles of booze on the floor.
NAIL POLISH THIEF
He’s taken over 1,000 bottles.
MAN JUMPS FROM CAR TO RETURN TO PARTY, DIES
His drunk wife was driving.
AUDIO: MAN PEES ON AIRPLANE FLOOR DURING RED-EYE FLIGHT
Turns out, club soda won’t get that right out.
MAN WHO TRIED TO RUN TO BERMUDA DIDN'T MAKE IT
Coast Guard to the rescue.
MAN SUES DISNEY WORLD FOR TRIPPING ON SIDEWALK
Michael Amabile claims he was at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando last December waiting for “Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Parade,” when he tripped over a sidewalk. According to the lawsuit, Amabile says the sidewalk could not be seen due to all the lights being turned off, and Disney cast members never warned him about…
FAMILY HAS ONLY HAD BOYS SINCE 1914 – UNTIL NOW
At last, a baby girl.