DUI SUSPECT UNFAMILIAR WITH THE ALPHABET
A Cleveland Heights, Ohio, man…
AUDIO: EXPLOSION AT THE NATIONAL ZOO
No otters or beavers were injured.
THE THIEVING NUN
Shoplifted $23 worth of food and toiletries.
AUDIO: THE SINGING FELON
“Hello there, your honor…”
TEACHER CAUGHT BROWSING LINGERIE ADS DURING CLASS
He left his computer plugged into the projector.
AUDIO: TEACHER CALLS STUDENT DUMB
“Your purpose in life will be to have sex and have babies.”
WEDDING RINGS TOSSED INTO THE TRASH, FOUND
It’s the husband’s fault, of course.
COLLEGE LOCKDOWN OVER LIGHT SABER
Mistaken for a rifle.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MASSACHUSETTS RAP BATTLERS
Wanna spit some bars?
WOMAN FIGHTS TO KEEP PET ALLIGATOR IN HOUSE
It’s ok – she trained him not to bite.