BROTHER STABBED OVER POT ROAST
With a fork.
THE STATE DEPARTMENT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ARE UGLY
“Not a ‘10’ in the US? Then not a 10 overseas.”
HAMSTER CHECKING OFF ITS BUCKET LIST
Chicago hamster getting a nice send-off.
WHOPPER PATTIES STOLEN
While the driver was sleeping.
ARBY'S OCEAN MEAT SANDWICHES
Mmmm… ocean meat.
EXECUTIVE BEHIND CALIFORNIA GAS LEAK GETS $3 MILLION BONUS
But a $130,000 fine.
DOG BRINGS HOME BAG OF MARIJUANA
Good boy!
STRIPPER BITES MAN IN CROTCH
In Wisconsin.
PEEING WOMAN FALLS OFF NEW YORK ROOFTOP
Falls two stories mid-whiz.
MAN DRIVES SIX MILES WITH WIFE ON THE ROOF
He had no idea that his wife was up there, not at first.