HUSBAND RAILS OVER THIRD SLICE OF CHEESE IN SANDWICH
Everyone knows you’re only supposed to use two slices.
BEER-DRINKING MAN FALLS OUT OF GIANT REDWOOD TREE
Hit all the branches on the way down.
MAN ARRESTED BREAKING INTO PRISON
Caught scaling the fence.
CITY GOVERNMENT WORKER ACCUSED OF $6 MILLION PRINTER INK FRAUD
A Las Vegas, Nevada, woman is accused…
ILLEGAL DUCK DUMP
In New Jersey.
MAN IN NIXON MASK YELLS FROM TREE
It was like deja vu.
OREGON STATE FAIR TO HOLD MARIJUANA JUDGING
A blue ribbon will be awarded.