MOTHER COMPLAINS ABOUT SWIM INSTRUCTOR'S MAN BOOBS

An Arlington, Virginia, woman is making waves within the Arlington Dept. of Parks and Recreation’s aquatics program. The mother, who goes by “Lynn” but didn’t want her last name used, to protect her daughter’s privacy, says a male swim instructor is showing too much skin — specifically, his chest — in the pool. This is her complaint:
“I took my daughter to this class yesterday. Unfortunately the male instructor’s breasts were flopping on the water and we felt extremely uncomfortable with her getting into the water skin-to-skin and in such close proximity to his intimate space. When I mentioned this to the Parks & Rec representative she told me that other parents had also complained; that he was asked to put a shirt on but refused. To be in such close and intimate proximity to this man’s bare chest, breasts and public [chest] hair is unfathomable and I can not believe it is tolerated. I’d like to switch my daughter’s class to an instructor who is more appropriate and does not make us feel uncomfortable.”
A Parks and Rec staffer told her the department wouldn’t force the instructor to wear anything in the pool other than appropriate swim trunks.
* God forbid she put her daughter in ballet class with a male teacher. She’ll forget about those man boobs real quick.
* Can something be sexist if the part isn’t sexy at all?
* Offensive comments about body parts. Can you imagine all the women who are saying, “Hey, welcome to our world”?
* I think the most cringe-worthy phrase in the whole thing is “his intimate space.” Ewww!
* So would it be okay if the guy put on a bikini?