STRANDED TUBERS WERE TOLD THE RIVER GOES IN A CIRCLE
Really? OK, great.
MUGGER USES ELECTRIC GUITAR AS A WEAPON
He was unsuccessful.
POKEMON GO PLAYER STABBED, KEEPS PLAYING
So brave…so brave.
ROBBER DISGUISED HIMSELF WITH PAPER TOWELS
He got away Scott-free.
AMERICAN WHO GOT GORED IN RUNNING OF THE BULLS
“One of the greatest experiences I’ve had.”
BOY SCOUTS FIRE TWO AFTER THEY HELPED AN INJURED BALD EAGLE
Fired for disobeying Boy Scout orders.
COP PAYS FOR DINNER FOR RUDE COUPLE
“Your dinner was paid for by the police officer you didn’t want to sit next to.”
MACHINE REVOLT BEGINS: ROBOT ATTACKS SMALL BOY
Danger, Will Robinson.
AUDIO: WOMAN PRAYS WITH HER EYES CLOSED – WHILE DRIVING
Jesus didn’t take the wheel.