WOMAN FAKES BEING A LAWYER FOR TEN YEARS
She was in line to become partner in her firm.
CLOSED TACO BELL UPSETS MAN
He peels out, hit building, knocks himself out.
STUNTMAN TO FLY ROCKET ACROSS TEXAS CANYON
A steam-powered rocket at that.
12-YEAR-OLD GIRL ARRESTED FOR PINCHING BOY'S BUTT
“Let your kid be a kid. He might get some friends.”
REDNECKS LIKE BLOWING THINGS UP
Like themselves.
MAN ARRESTED FOR NOT RETURNING VIDEO IN 2002
“Freddie Got Fingered”, of all things.
HEADBOARD MIRROR SPARKS FIRE
A mirror is pretty much like a big magnifying glass.
SEATTLE TREE MAN COMES DOWN
After 24 hours.
BRUSSELS AIRPORT BOMBING WAS TEEN'S THIRD TERRORIST ATTACK
Brussels, Boston and Paris.