HIDING SUSPECT CAUGHT SLEEPING IN CLOTHES DRYER
The police search went on so long, he fell asleep.
SCHOOL STUDENTS GIVEN ATHEIST AND SATANIC LITERATURE
To avoid a lawsuit.
HOSPICE OWNER ENCOURAGED HURRYING ALONG PATIENTS' DEMISE
“You need to make this patient go bye-bye.”
BROTHER STABBED OVER POT ROAST
With a fork.
THE STATE DEPARTMENT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ARE UGLY
“Not a ‘10’ in the US? Then not a 10 overseas.”
HAMSTER CHECKING OFF ITS BUCKET LIST
Chicago hamster getting a nice send-off.
WHOPPER PATTIES STOLEN
While the driver was sleeping.
ARBY'S OCEAN MEAT SANDWICHES
Mmmm… ocean meat.
EXECUTIVE BEHIND CALIFORNIA GAS LEAK GETS $3 MILLION BONUS
But a $130,000 fine.
DOG BRINGS HOME BAG OF MARIJUANA
Good boy!