FLORIDA: LEMURS NOW
21-year-old attacked by one.
BLOOD RUNS DOWN WALLS, BODY DISCOVERED UPSTAIRS
Blood was seeping through the ceiling.
WILD ANIMAL PARK OWNER TRAMPLED BY AN ANTELOPE
Where the deer and the antelope KILL!!!
WOMAN STABBED HUSBAND OVER DOUGHNUTS
The store was out of her favorites.
LOST HIKERS GOT BAD INFORMATION FROM A TEXAN
Lost for three days.
CASINO WORKER HIDES CHIPS IN HER BRA
Aw, craps.
AUDIO: NEVADA RNC DELEGATE GETS STATE CAPITAL WRONG
Carson City, you idiot.
NEW HOMEOWNER FINDS BODY
But loves those hardwood floors!
KELLOGG'S GETTING CEREAL INTO THE PRODUCE AISLE
To make you think it’s healthy.
STUNT MAN TO RECREATE EVEL KNIEVEL'S CANYON JUMP
On a steam-powered rocket cycle.