COMPANY CAUGHT BUYING UP ITS OWN PRODUCT
There’s a reason Just Mayo was selling so well.
WHAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE WORTH?
$250 million.
PROPELLER FALLS OFF STUDENT PILOT'S PLANE
They landed safely.
AMISH ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING
And, apparently, buggy surfing.
DRUNK MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A VAN
To be clear, the van was parked.
MCDONALD'S ELIMINATES KIDS FITNESS TRACKERS FROM HAPPY MEAL
They cause skin irritation.
FARMER AND 16 COWS DIE OF MANURE FUMES
A perfect s— storm.
BABY IN HOT CAR TURNS OUT TO BE LIFELIKE DOLL
“I put my finger in its mouth and it was all resistance.”
FLORIDA PLAGUED BY INVASIVE CAPYBARAS
Living and breeding.
GUY LOST 300 POUNDS BY WALKING TO WALMART EVERY DAY
One mile up, one mile back.