TRUMP SUPPORTER ELECTRIFIES YARD SIGNS
After people keep stealing them.
AUDIO: DRUNK, BEATEN MAN SINGS THEME FROM "COPS" AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
Bad boys, what’cha gonna do?
AUDIO: THE SINGING MATH TEACHER
What the hell is she thinking?
70-YEAR-OLD MAN WOULD RATHER BE IN JAIL THAN WITH HIS WIFE
So he robbed a bank.
73 ARRESTED AT AMISH RAVER
In a field.
AUDIO: POLICE CAR THIEF ASKS, "IS THIS A FELONY?"
In fact, it’s the toppest felony.
BLOOD-SHOT, PINKIE-CHOPPIN' IN WISCONSIN
Wierd-consin, more like.
BURGLAR PAINTS DOG PURPLE
Ask Sherwin Williams.