LOOSE COW TASED
Yee-ha!!
POLICE BUST 400 TEENS AT DRUNKEN HOUSE PARTY
A small party got out of hand.
PIZZA THIEF OFFERS A SLICE TO A PASSER-BY
Robbin’ Hood.
CROOK ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED THEFT
No, really. His names is Crook.
FLORIDA MAN HIT BY DART ON THE WAY TO WORK
“People have evil in them.”
SQUATTERS MOVE INTO HOME WHILE WOMAN IS ON VACATION
Your worst nightmare.
SPERM DONOR CONFESSES THAT HE LIED ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS
Mostly, though, about the bi-polar/schizophrenic thing.
TEXAS STATE FAIR FOOD WINNERS (?)
Fried Jell-O and Cookie Fries.