PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKING FOR 100 NAKED WOMEN
In Cleveland this summer.
WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND OVER "WRONG FLOWERS AND CANDY"
For Mother’s Day.
GUY HOLDS DOOR FOR COP, COP ARRESTS HIM
After recognizing him as a wanted man.
HIGH SCHOOL LACROSSE TEAM SACRIFICES GUINEA PIG BEFORE GAME
Painted their faces with the blood.
WOMAN FAKES ILLNESS TO GET OUT OF DATE
During a hike.
MAN'S LIFE ENDANGERED, AND SAVED, BY PIZZA
Pizza: the cause of, and answer to, all of our problems.
MAN DIDN'T KNOW HE'D SHOT HIMSELF FOR THREE DAYS
When he finally changed his shirt.
BATHROOM BANDIT STEALS PLUMBING
From public restrooms.
MOM SURPRISES COED DAUGHTER, ENDS UP IN WRONG ROOM
“In my dorm. Where are you?”