AUDIO: STOP KISSING YOUR CHICKEN
And keep it out of the bedroom, too.
MAN FALSELY CLAIMS HE WAS SHOT BY CLOWN
Nah… it was a drug deal gone bad.
HOARDER HAD A HOUSE FULL OF PIGEONS
Two feet of droppings.
UNSUCCESSFUL JOB APPLICANT MAILS DEAD ANIMALS TO GUY WHO GOT THE JOB
Four skunks and a raccoon.
WALMART IS DEVELOPING ROBOT SHOPPING CARTS
It could also return itself from the parking lot.
STATE FAIR FOODS RESTAURANT AT WALMART
Finally, hot cookie fries while shopping for underwear.
NOSE PARTIALLY BITTEN OFF
Don’t think this is funny, ’cause it’s not.
THIEVES LEAVE LIST OF WHAT THEY STOLE
As a courtesy.