DRUG DOG FINDS METH IN BOX OF TWINKIES
Who’s a good boy?!
SCHOOL DISTRICT BANS RAP MUSIC ON BUSES
Also talk shows.
MAN WALKS NAKED AROUND MOTEL
Says he was bored.
AUDIO: NEW YORK SUBWAY + BUGS + WORMS = CRAZY TIME
She let loose a box of bait.
BATMAN STEALS BEER
Batman robbin’.
TRANSGENDER KEN DOLL CAKE CAUSES RUCKUS
As Ken doll cakes do.
TEXAS STEAKHOUSE WAITER SHOOTS AT ABUSIVE CUSTOMERS
The Little Red Barn in San Antonio.
ANGRY WOMAN DRIVES CAR THROUGH SAFEWAY SUPERMARKET
“Cleanup, aisle everything.”
THE WHATABURGER BANDITS
After the crime, it’s dinner time.
POLICE TRAINING OFFICERS BUSTED FOR ON-DUTY SEARCH FOR POKEMON
While training new recruits.