JOGGERS HIT BY RUNAWAY TRUCK TIRE
Ouch.
POLICE CHIEF DIDN'T REPORT THAT HE'D SHOT FRIEND ON HUNTING TRIP
Police Chief pulls a Cheney.
DARING WHEELBARROW HEIST
The Barrow gang strikes again.
FIVE DRUNK AMISH TEENS BUSTED FOR SPEEDING 110 MPH
NOT in a buggy.
DRUNK MAN SHOOTS SELF IN THE HEAD WITH FLARE GUN
“It’s something we don’t see every day,” said Detective Doug Matteson.
FALLING TOILETS BLOCK LA FREEWAYS
Tuesday morning.
STRANGE CASE OF KARMA – HIT & RUN DRIVER LATER RUNS OVER HIMSELF
While inspecting for damage to his car.
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER RUNS NAKED THROUGH THE SCHOOL, OUT INTO STREET
And it wasn’t the hot, sexy teacher either.
SCHOOL BOARD ENDS CLASS VALEDICTORIAN HONOR
When nobody wins, everybody wins!