STRANGE CASE OF KARMA – HIT & RUN DRIVER LATER RUNS OVER HIMSELF

There was a hit-and-run crash around 8:20 p.m. Saturday night in Daytona Beach, Florida. A green four-door Ford Taurus sideswiped an occupied vehicle and continued on. The collision reportedly caused considerable damage to the guy who caused the accident. On Sunday, a car that fit the description of the hit-and-run was found behind a Toys R Us, a few miles away from the accident scene. A customer reported that the oddly-parked car got his attention, and underneath the car he spotted two feet. Police are surmising the body is that of the driver from the hit-and-run and that he may have gotten out and went underneath the vehicle to check for damage when it then rolled on top of him.
* Should have called a karma mechanic.
* He couldn’t even operate the car properly when he was out of it.
* Nobody brings the wacky like Florida. Nobody.
* Alabama might have today’s gross chihuahua story but Florida does the wacky right.
* So it was a hit-and-run-over story.
* If you’re dumb enough to think sideswiping can damage the underside of your car, you deserve what happens.
* Good luck explaining this one to the insurance company.
* The insurance company will try to get out of it by calling it suicide.
* It’s almost like the Ford Taurus exacted its revenge.