ROBBER DISGUISED HIMSELF WITH PAPER TOWELS
He got away Scott-free.
AMERICAN WHO GOT GORED IN RUNNING OF THE BULLS
“One of the greatest experiences I’ve had.”
BOY SCOUTS FIRE TWO AFTER THEY HELPED AN INJURED BALD EAGLE
Fired for disobeying Boy Scout orders.
COP PAYS FOR DINNER FOR RUDE COUPLE
“Your dinner was paid for by the police officer you didn’t want to sit next to.”
MACHINE REVOLT BEGINS: ROBOT ATTACKS SMALL BOY
Danger, Will Robinson.
AUDIO: WOMAN PRAYS WITH HER EYES CLOSED – WHILE DRIVING
Jesus didn’t take the wheel.
POLICE ARREST MAN WHOSE DOG TESTED POSITIVE FOR METH
Jack Sparrow is currently recovering.
POKEMAN GO CATCHES CHEATING BOYFRIEND
A New York City man is claiming that Pokémon Go helped his girlfriend catch him cheating on her. Pokémon trainer Evan Scribner was hanging out with an ex-girlfriend in Bushwick last week. Scribner then opened up the app to catch some Pokémons, which tracks the users’ locations. When Scribner returned home to Queens, his current…
WOMAN DIES AT IRONICALLY NAMED PLACE
Ooh Ahh Point.