DADDY DRIVES DAUGHTER TO "JOB INTERVIEW", ACTUALLY A BANK ROBBERY
He claims he didn’t know.
WOMAN FINDS A BLUNT IN WENDY'S FRIES
Four-year-old said they “tasted funny and were yucky.”
MCDONALD'S GIVES 100-YEAR-OLD REGULAR CUSTOMER FREE MEALS FOR LIFE
She goes almost every day.
TARGET PULLS CLOWN MASKS
Well, there goes $20 million in Halloween revenue.
GUY STEALS $160,000 WORTH OF JAMAICAN CHEESE
Tastee Cheese.
A 357-DAY CRUISE
Just $155,000.
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA TO COUNSEL STUDENTS OFFENDED BY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Well boo-freakin’-hoo.
ZOMBIE HUNTER ALMOST KILLS A GUY
“Making sure my neighborhood is safe.”
MAN RUNS MARATHON WHILE JUGGLING
Joggling. Har!