MAN CLIMBS TRUMP TOWER
With sucker discs.
"SUPPORT" MONKEY GETS LOOSE ON PLANE
Frontier airlines.
GUY LIED ABOUT BEAR ATTACK
It is not known why.
AUDIO: HOME-MADE FLAMETHROWER FAILS TO KILL COCKROACHES
But it does cause a fire.
MONETIZING THE MOON
You can go there and take stuff.
UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR INSTALLS SECRET ESCAPE HATCH
To avoid students.
CANOERS FIND LOST PROSTHETIC LEG IN A BEAVER DAM
And returned it to the owner.
MILITARY REASSESSING FITNESS LEVELS
There’s a rising number of overweight troops.
GUN FALLS APART MID-ROBBERY
Well, THAT’s embarassing.