MAN BREAKS INTO WOMAN'S HOME, PETS CAT

St. Petersburg, Florida, resident Brittney Cline woke up in the middle of the night on Nov. 20 after her cat was startled. She saw the shadow of a man standing at the end of her bed. Said Cline, “He was standing perfectly still, I said ‘hello’ and when I said hello he dropped very slowly down to the ground. And as soon as I saw the shadow move down to the ground I knew somebody was there.” Cline then flipped on the lights and noticed a man crouched down at the foot of her bed, petting the cat. She then told the man to leave, in which he complied. The intruder had to climb over a baby gate to exit Cline’s bedroom, allowing police to pull a fingerprint off her bedroom door frame. He was identified as Jasper Fiorenza, and he was arrested as he attempted to return to Cline’s home the following night.
* Did he forget to change the litter box?
* A clear case of cat burglary.
* Brittney should be able to get back to sleep sometime in February.
* She just said, “Hello”? You know, it’s possible to be too polite sometimes.
* This is why you rarely hear the phrase “a guard cat.”
* Jasper has been charged with felony creepiness.