CASINO WORKER HIDES CHIPS IN HER BRA
Aw, craps.
AUDIO: NEVADA RNC DELEGATE GETS STATE CAPITAL WRONG
Carson City, you idiot.
NEW HOMEOWNER FINDS BODY
But loves those hardwood floors!
KELLOGG'S GETTING CEREAL INTO THE PRODUCE AISLE
To make you think it’s healthy.
STUNT MAN TO RECREATE EVEL KNIEVEL'S CANYON JUMP
On a steam-powered rocket cycle.
GIRL SUES TO GET ON CHEERLEADING SQUAD
Even though she fell twice.
WOMAN HAS THREE SETS OF TWINS IN 26 MONTHS
Guess how old she is? C’mon, guess!
WOMAN FORCED ONTO SIX FLAGS RAFT RIDE WITH OVERWEIGHT PERSON
And was injured.
TWO NAKED PEOPLE ON STOLEN LAWN MOWER
In Joplin, MO.
POT SMOKERS STOLE HUMAN BRAIN
For the formaldehyde.