ELEMENTARY STUDENTS NEARLY EXPELLED FOR SHARING "HAPPY CRACK" (KOOL-AID)
All the cool kids are doing it.
TRUCK DRIVER CRASHES WHILE CHANGING PANTS ON THE HIGHWAY
He was drunk, too.
TAXPAYERS PAID FOR UNIVERSITY BIGFOOT SEARCH
They didn’t find it.
TOWN BEING BULLIED BY TURKEYS
Davis, California.
DRIVER HAD WIRES ATTACHED TO HIS GENITALS
While propositioning kids.
MCDONALD'S TWEAKING THE BIG MAC
The Less Big Mac, and the Bigger Mac.
WEN HAIR PRODUCTS SETTLING CLASS ACTION SUIT
Hair loss, bald spots, itching and rashes.
MAN THROWS GLASS EYE AT EMERGENCY ROOM WORKERS
The evil eye.
STARBUCKS UNVEILS HOLIDAY CUP
It’s green.