MAN FAKES KIDNAPPING TO GO OUT WITH FRIENDS
Note: fake kidnappings never work.
AUDIO: RAPPERS PULL GUN ON CLOWN IN CHICAGO
Thank you, rappers, for making this world just a little better.
CARJACKER ASKS FOR A HUG
And got it.
MAN HIT BY FALLING REFRIGERATOR
He just wanted to help.
NUDIST ORDERS BREADSTICKS
“It’s ok, officers. I’m a nudist.”
DENTIST INDICTED FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING MALE PATIENTS
While they were on laughing gas,
HIGH MAN ASKS POLICE TO ARREST GHOST IN HIS HOUSE
Good work from our boys in boo.
5TH GRADER LOVE NOTE
“If you liked me it would be my first ever victory.”
WOMAN DELIVERS BABY AT WALMART
The baby wanted self check-out.