MOON EXPRESS
Wants to land a vehicle on the moon next year.
TEACHER LET AIR OUT OF STUDENT'S TIRE FOR PARKING IN HIS SPACE
Security guard let the kid park there.
HUSBAND RAILS OVER THIRD SLICE OF CHEESE IN SANDWICH
Everyone knows you’re only supposed to use two slices.
BEER-DRINKING MAN FALLS OUT OF GIANT REDWOOD TREE
Hit all the branches on the way down.
MAN ARRESTED BREAKING INTO PRISON
Caught scaling the fence.
CITY GOVERNMENT WORKER ACCUSED OF $6 MILLION PRINTER INK FRAUD
A Las Vegas, Nevada, woman is accused…
ILLEGAL DUCK DUMP
In New Jersey.