CROOK ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED THEFT
No, really. His names is Crook.
FLORIDA MAN HIT BY DART ON THE WAY TO WORK
“People have evil in them.”
SQUATTERS MOVE INTO HOME WHILE WOMAN IS ON VACATION
Your worst nightmare.
SPERM DONOR CONFESSES THAT HE LIED ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS
Mostly, though, about the bi-polar/schizophrenic thing.
TEXAS STATE FAIR FOOD WINNERS (?)
Fried Jell-O and Cookie Fries.
HIGH SCHOOL BANS AMERICAN FLAG FROM FOOTBALL GAME
It could be used for “taunting’.
UPS DRIVER SHOT WITH CROSSBOW
While driving.
STALKER EX-BOYFRIEND SENDS SNAKE
A ball python.
AUDIO: FINGERS FROM FIREWORK FAILURE FOUND
They belonged to a guy in another state.