BOOZE-SCENTED DEODORANTS
Sangria, mimosa, or rosé.
AUDIO: COP STOPS RUNAWAY AMISH BUGGY
Jumped into a moving buggy.
THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER DRONE
How far we’ve come.
AIR PASSENGER CHECKED A 20-POUND LOBSTER ONTO PLANE
Which is legal.
MAN THREATENS PARENTS OVER LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING
In Albuquerque.
MAN HIT BY TWO TRAINS
In Oregon.
ROBOCALLER GETS RECORD FINE
$120 million.
FLORIDA BUTT GRAFFITI
Multiple buttocks.
MAN HAS VISITED DISNEYLAND EVERY DAY FOR 2,000 DAYS
Well, 2,004 by now.