BURGLAR WHO LEFT A FOOTPRINT: "SOMEONE ELSE WAS WEARING MY SHOES"
Okay, then.
A THIEF STOLE MY HOMEWORK
In Niceville.
HIGH SCHOOL BANS FOOD ORDERING APPS
Students have been ordering out.
RUTGERS BANNED STUDENTS WEARING BROWN SHOES FROM JOB FAIR
No coloreds! (shirts)
CUSTOMS AGENTS SEIZE HORSE GENITALS
Wacky news? We’ve got a wiener.