GUY NEEDS RETWEETS FOR YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CHICKEN NUGGETS
Needs 18 million retweets.
WOMAN CHOKES TEEN AT WALT DISNEY WORLD
Oh, there were fireworks, alright.
ARRESTEE BITES DEPUTY, SAYS "YOU TASTED GOOD"
A taste of justice.
AUDIO: KFC GETTING ITS CHICKENS OFF ANTIBIOTICS
Chicken au natural.
SELFIE-TAKER FALLS OFF BRIDGE
Survives, with injuries.
MAN WITH A PORSCHE AND A BOAT ATTACKED FOR BEING FANCY, WHITE
At a gas station.
HIGH SCHOOL REPORTERS UNCOVER PRINCIPAL'S FALSE CREDENTIALS
From a diploma mill.
MERMAID FOUND
Wandering the streets of Fresno.