MAN HIT BY TWO TRAINS

A pedestrian was hit by two trains last Tuesday night in Southeast Portland, Oregon. The man was hit by an eastbound Union Pacific freight train and then hit by a westbound Amtrak train. He was taken to a hospital with life-threatening injuries.
* Trains aren’t as much fun as you think.
* Poor guy had a one-track mind.
* That’s what you call an Ore-goner.
* Weird. No mention of texting or taking selfies.
* They just released the man’s name: Mr. Wiley K. Otie.
* “Trainspotting 3: Not Spotting Trains”.