7-YEAR-OLD PEES OFF ROOF ONTO NEIGHBOR'S GRILL
Dinner’s over.
BIKINI CONTEST COMPETITOR HITS ANOTHER WITH HER SHOE
There she is, Miss Sailfish Regatta!
MISSING BOY FOUND ASLEEP ON THE ROOF
11-year-old didn’t want to go to camp.
WOMAN LEADS COPS ON CHASE, ENDS WHEN SHE NEEDED A CIGARETTE
Stuck her head out of the sunroof for a puff.
THE SHE SHED
… he said.
MAN CHANGES LAST NAME TO TRUMP
Ernesto Baeza Trump.
CIA AGENTS FIRED FOR STEALING FROM SNACK MACHINE
Spies like us.
AUDIO: SON GIVES MOM A GLAMOUR PHOTO SHOOT
Creep factor: 8.5
JUDGE CHASES AFTER SUSPECT WHO BOLTED
Swift Justice.