BOOZE-SCENTED DEODORANTS

Native Cosmetics, an indie cosmetics brand, recently launched a limited-edition box set of three “brunch scented” deodorants. Your armpits can smell like sangria, mimosa, or rosé. The deodorant debuted last week but is, unfortunately, already sold out. The bright side is you can add your name to a waitlist for if and when they decide to make more.
* No thank you. I don’t need some wino coming up to me asking if he can lick my armpit.
* “No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. That’s my deodorant.”
* My aunt has been using booze deodorant for years. At least, that’s what she smells like.
* You can get the mimosa effect by wearing an orange slice under each arm.
* Next from Native Cosmetics: Wine that tastes like Degree Men.