STOLEN: $4.5 MILLION IN EYESHADOW
100,000 palettes.
FLORIDA HIRES OFFICIAL PYTHON HUNTERS
8 bucks an hour and all the python you can eat.
POTENTIAL SYRUP SHORTAGE
Curse you, global warming!
RESTAURANT INTRODUCES FLIPPY, THE ROBOT BURGER FLIPPER
Or is that flippin’ burger robot?
LAWYER, LAWYER, PANTS ON FIRE
Lawyer’s pants catch fire during closing argument.