AIRLINE PASSENGER GIVES LAP DANCES, BRAWL BREAKS OUT

A passenger brawl broke out on an EasyJet plane after a drunk woman allegedly gave lap dances to strangers and flashed her breasts. It happened back on August 2nd. The plane was traveling from Luton to Ibiza when the woman started giving lap dances. She was also doing cartwheels down the aisle. It is not know exactly what started the brawl, but the woman’s behavior had something to do with it. In a statement, the airline said a group of passengers were escorted off the flight by police on arrival as a result of behaving in a disruptive manner.
* Passengers were asked to place the $25 lap dance fee in the woman’s thong.
* When you’re escorted off a flight by police, doesn’t that actually take longer than just deplaning?
* The police just wanted to see if she’d take one of them home with her.
* What kind of airplane seat has room for a lap these days, much less a lap dance?
* I haven’t done a cartwheel down the aisle since the time a guy next to me let me have his gin and tonic.
* Easy Jet? SleazyJet, more like.