FARMER PROPOSES WITH COW

In Strichen, Scotland, farmer Chris Gospel popped the question to his girlfriend Eilidh Fraser by using her favorite cow Curlytop. Mr. Gospel, 30, wrote “Will You Marry Me?” with livestock marking paint on Curlytop’s side. When Fraser came home from work, they went down to the pasture. Curlytop came up, turned sideways, and Gospel went down on one knee. Fraser said yes. The couple is now checking wedding venues that would allow Curlytop to be a part of the service.
* Vow now, brown cow?
* As long as he doesn’t want the cow to m-o-o-o-v-e in.
* I guess among farming people this would be considered a pretty cool proposal story. I guess.
* At least no bagpipes were involved.
* “Now reach up under my kilt and see if you can find the ring.”
* She should have said, “Why would I want to marry a cow?”
* Why get married? He’s already getting the milk for free, literally.