CHINESE BEACHGOER STUNG ON PEENER BY STINGRAY

A Chinese man enjoying a day at the beach was stung in the genitals by a stingray’s barbed tail. It happened Saturday in the tropical city of Sanya, south China. The unnamed man (* Wang Yow? Dong Pang?) reportedly ran from the ocean onto the beach crying in pain and holding a stingray, whose barbed tail had found its way through his swim trunks and hooked onto his genitals. Paramedics had to cut off the… (* Wait for it…) …barbs. The man was able to stand immediately afterwards but soon followed the paramedics to the hospital for a check-up.
* They asked him if he wanted something for the swelling, and he said, “Yeah, a photo for the Guinness World Records.”
* He’ll never be able to date anyone named Barb.
* The stingray was getting him back for peeing in the water.
* Now he wears a baseball cup under his trunks.
* Steve Irwin got off lucky.