PILOTS FIGHT IN COCKPIT
Over lunch.
MAN ARRESTED BREAKING INTO POLICE STATION
Broke a glass door.
EGYPTIAN ZOO PAINTS DONKEY TO LOOK LIKE A ZEBRA
And they would have gotten away with it except for those meddling kids.
JAPANESE ARMPIT ADVERTISING
It’s a real thing.
MUMMY JUICE IDENTIFIED
Sewage water.
AUDIO: WOMAN PEES ON FLOOR OF WIZZ AIR JET
The airline was asking for it.
MAN TIES HELIUM BALLOONS TO BLOW-UP DOLL
And is arrested.
HUMAN CANNONBALL OVERSHOOTS THE NET
Bad career trajectory.