PRANKSTERS LET CHICKENS LOOSE IN STORES

Somebody is letting chickens loose inside retail stores in Alberta, Canada. Security guards had to chase after a loose rooster inside a Spencer’s store at the Park Place Mall in Lethbridge. Witnesses said three people were spotted running out of the store just before workers spotted the chicken around 8 p.m. Saturday night. Police say two similar incidents happened elsewhere in the city, when chickens were released inside two different Walmart stores.
* Dropping a chicken in a retail store. It’s the work of the Surrealist Bandits, alright.
* Are you pulleting my leg?
* Was it an evil villain? Did he have a capon?
* Talk about fowl play.
* Coming soon: Releasing a bull in a china shop.