FLYING PAPER LANTERN SETS OFF MASSIVE OIL FIRE
Oil tank go boom.
MAN FAKED DEATH FOR MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
Ha ha, good one.
PARENTS LEAVE 5-YEAR-OLD AT AIRPORT AFTER VACATION
“I thought you had her.”
BLOWN-UP SUITCASE CONTAINED COCONUTS
Suspicious luggage.
UNIVERSITY BANS CLAPPING
Hold your applause.
THE DISGUSTING FOOD MUSEUM
Mmmm…mouse wine.