JAPANESE TOWN SEEKS NINJAS
Help wanted.
BIRD-EATING SPIDERS ON THE LOOSE IN BRITAIN
Maybe. Probably. Don’t worry. Possibly.
5,300-YEAR-OLD MAN ATE MEAT, CEREAL, FERNS
A part of this nutritious breakfast.
MAN CUTS OFF WORLD’S LONGEST FINGERNAILS
29 feet of fingernail.
WOMAN PUTS RUBY RING INSIDE BALLOON, WHICH THEN DRIFTS OFF
Last seen three miles away.
AUDIO: ISRAEL GOING TO THE MOON
Meh. Just a little lunar lander, nothing special, boubie.
THAI MAN FINDS SNAKE EATING HIS WIFE’S NIGHTIE
I’m sure the wife had a good laugh.
UKRAINIAN MAN HAS WORLD’S MOST LIVING DESCENDANTS
346 living descendants.
WOMAN TAKES OFF IN WRONG CAR, DRIVES IT FOR TWO WEEKS
Despite the golf clubs in the back seat.
SCOTLAND’S PLAN IF LOCH NESS MONSTER IS EVER DISCOVERED
Keep that plan handy, boys.