CANADIAN BUTTER THIEVES
Butter rustlers!
AUDIO: WOMAN DIDN’T HOLD ESCALATOR HANDRAIL, SUPREME COURT WILL DECIDE CASE
Follow the rules, missy.
DEAD TATTOO ARTIST WILL HAVE SKIN REMOVED, PRESERVED
Well, tan my hide.
MALE ESCORT SAYS WOMEN JUST WANT TO TALK
Midnight Wowboy.
MEN GUILTY OF STEALING PORTABLE TOILETS
Police had nicht to gehen.
THAI MAN BITTEN BY TOILET PYTHON
On the wang.
PILOT TURNS ON AUTOPILOT SET FOR ZERO FEET
Nosedivelarity ensues.
AUDIO: FLIGHT ATTENDANT BREASTFEEDS PASSENGER’S BABY
At lease somebody got a free in-flight meal.